5.23.2006

Sent to a party for routine surveillance operations. Robin Williams has a small trembling seizure, so I move his stiff and weightless body to the other room. I later learn that he was faking it in order to plant a bug on me. Later, I am staking out a television set in a motel-room bed. The rigid bedspread is attached to the mattress by way of a pole such that one can spin the covers like a lazy susan while still in bed. Excited by this technology, a soggy terrier tries to jump in with me. My mission has failed.

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